The advantage of being Chinese

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!




If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.

It works!

Please do not take this personal if you are from Californis...

Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $400,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember .. . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

You know that I love you and that I wish nother ing bad to happen to you and this is for YOU!!

LUBBABY FOR MY DAUGHTER

Let me kiss away the frowns
as I have kissed away the fears.
When rolling thunder flung you into my lap,
my heartbeat became your haven.
Now it's my turn to snuggle you into sleep.
Sleep, Mi nina, sleep.

These soft hands spoke of love
more graciously than words ~~ fed, hugged,
comforted you when you were sad,
laughed at your jokes, watched you eat cereal with water.
Unfurl them, like flowers to the sun.
Sleep, Mi nina, sleep.

Feel safe with me, I'll protect you
from sharp breeze or impatient eye.
Close your eyes, my young lady
and when you no longer can see
you'll hear me softly sing
Sleep, Mi nina, sleep.

You are on a journey that only you will know where
rest assurred that you are not walking through the darkness
without your mother there.

I will be checking on you from tie to time to make sure that oyu are ok and IF you ever need for anything let me know!

Here we are it is Friday!! So here you go...

#1. Knowing that Saturday is tomorrow!!

#2. Having my coffee and bagel!!

#3. Having wonderful friends here in blogworld!!!

#4. Cuddlings with a blanket when its cold!! (I can share!!)

#5. Having someone brush my long hair!! It's Ecstasy for ME!!

And now the plus 2 ~~~

First one goes to Shane this time...Thank you soo much for the nice blog you wrote for me that made me feel so good inside that it was like a breath of fresh air to know that I can make someone else smile with just words!!

Second goes to Harbour (Sorry Gang) she has made my transition to get ready for surgery way more easy for me and I feel that I can bounce back alot easier too.

All of you have said soo many nice things to me and I really do appreciate it like nobody will ever understand!! I will bounce back sooner than later I will try to post Wednesday or more likely Thursday in the morning . Thank you all again!!

Well in a few more days I will be going to the hospital to become an "IT!" Don't worry though I will still look like the same gorgeous woman that I am!!

Through Harbour you will know how I am probably Monday night or Tuesday sometime if she has time --I know you are busy Sis no worries!!

Adam, Seven, and Shane -- You guys are the Bombs of this place!!! I love the 3 of you!! Even if Cheetara does look great in her outfit!! Yes I watched the show too!! Snarf was always MY favorite!!

Miss Lou and Cindylouwho!! You two are one of a kind!! I love reading your comments and looking at your blogs they lift me up and make me laugh -- Something I need right now!! AAAAUUGH!! Keep them coming and I will try to catch up when I feel better!!

And to Raven I wanted to thank you again for the beautiful poem that you wrote for me!! That really means alot!!

Mindpower and XOpoetryXOloverXO --You two are just AWESOME!! The way you write and the things that you come up with everyday...Just one question though ~~~ WHEN DO YOU TWO SLEEP?? I have you both bookmarked so I can find you everyday!!

And to my daughter -- ABBY -- WHERE are you and WHY are you not talking to us??? Remember that you are loved no matter what!! Come back to the chatroom soon!!

Well that's it for now I might post in the mornings before Monday and I WILL be in the chatroom Sunday night --WILL YOU BE THERE???







I used spellcheck too!!